It was cold and cloudy night,
When I suddenly saw a light,
The light was shining through,
I need beer, it is true.

I got dressed and made a tea,
Then, I dumped it on the bonsai tree,
-Because- I can feel it in my heart,
I need some beer in my mind.

-Now- I’m in a pub, having fun,
You know what? I’m the one!
Catching chicks for their tits,
I need beer, for it fits.

Mostly I like teens,
But when I see the slot machines,
I forget all my dreams,
I need beer, that’s how it seems.

When I lost all my money,
I found out that it’s not funny,
Have a shot, going home,
I need beer to be stoned.

I got home and saw my mother,
Then I threw up on my brother,
He’s a really silly dumb,
I need beer – or jump?

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